Hurricane!

It's another beautiful day here in Central Florida, sunny, warm, and altogether perfec- wait! What's this? A hurricane the size of TEXAS? 20 inches of rain? 100 mph winds? Good god! Run away! Run away!

Well, folks, we actually didn't get an evacuation order, and are sitting tight. It's windy. The swimming pool is starting to overflow.

And as for my saturday night? I'm filling the bathtub with water and watching the Weather Channel - wooohooo!