Fine Dining

I was called in to teach third grade again today...and I nearly lost it while reviewing vocabulary for a story we were about to read. I would say the word, the kids would give me different meanings, and then we'd write our definition on the board. We decided that a 'chandelier' was a light that hangs from the ceiling, is fancy and had gems or crystals on it that make it pretty or colorful. One adorable boy waved his hand around and earnestly informed me, "I've seen one of those! They have them at Applebee's!"